Hello ladies. Look at your royalty. Now back to me. Now back at your royalty. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me. But if he stopped being a rude cretin, and switched to using Candy Spice, he could be like me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re at the Candy Kingdom, with the royalty your man could be like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. It’s that bouquet of posies. Look again. The bouquet is now a crystal sword. Anything is possible if your royalty pays attention to things you’re all about like a REAL man and not a 1000 year old vampire. I’m on Lord Monochromicorn.

i should never be trusted to draw parodies till 2 am.

and marshall, we all know you like dat.